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Blogalot: Borders Town Square LV

The premiere launch of The Devil’s Valet at Borders Bookstore, Town Square, Las Vegas, on May 15, was a tremendous success in large part due to the loyalty of friends and family. Many thanks to you all for turning out and showing your support! Borders purchased additional copies of The Devil’s Valet and they are available under “Fiction/Literature.” I hope this suspense fiction novel of mine offers each and everyone one of you hours of reading enjoyment.

Again, my heartfelt thanks to all who continue to faithfully support my literary endeavors.

Much love,
Christine

Blogalot: Rock me like a hurricane…

Helen and I got rocked last night at the Las Vegas Hilton. Compliments of our totally AB FAB friends and headliners at the Tempo Lounge, Moore (Llnda) and Grendl (Mark), we saw the new PLATINUM MASTERS MONSTER CIRCUS in the Hilton Theater. It was quite a circus indeed starring Rudy Sarzo (Ozzie O fame to name a few), John Corabi (Motley Crue), Bruce Kulick (KISS), Fred Coury (Cinderella) and Tony Montana (Great White). Featured guest star was Dee Snider of Twisted Sister fame. Even though these guys are roughly MY AGE, they still got what it takes and we were rocking to some good old favorite hits; “Here I go Again”, “Is This Love?”, “Smoking in the Boys Room”, “Girls Girls Girls”, and Snider’s “We’re not gonna take it!” The last which brings me to the point of this blog. The wild-maned, still leaping, front man did an interesting rant on “throwing the horns”. You know the horns whether you’re aware of it or not: it’s the forefinger and pinkie finger salute initially used by hard/ heavy metal rockers to salute the audience? Snider’s rant was that the horns are now being thrown by everyone from five-year-olds to The Jonas Brothers. There are a myriad of definitions for the use of this sign (SEE Sign of the horns – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia), but Dee Snider made it perfectly clear what he and his peers construe as the meaning.
“Get your 666 mind and spirit on!” He exhorted the crowd. “Stand up and raise your horns!” Well, we raised our backsides and exited stage left. It was late, the show was nearly over and, anyway, I was getting bored with being addressed communally as a m*****-F**K**. I guess no one told Dee that it’s very politically incorrect these days to shove one’s religious beliefs down people’s throats and in public no less. He can worship Satan all he wants, but the public shouldn’t have to pay a good chunk of change to be preached to about it. Just as I, as a Christian, choose to worship (for free even!) at a house of God, or in the quiet of my heart, Dee Snider should be equally as politely and politically correct. He should take his horns and put them—-well, to his highest good. Helen and I weren’t the only ones who left quietly when we were pressured to stand, salute and worship; but, then, you know …. it was late…and the show was nearly over…..

Blogalot:Let the sunshine

It’s been nearly a month since Gordon passed on. Helen and I are visiting a friend in del Mar who understands only too well the loss of a beloved spouse. Betty lost her husband, Gary, in 2000. The weather is beautiful here. From the patio I can see the broad, blue expanse of the Pacific Ocean. At night the cool coastal air keeps me from tossing restlessly in my sleep. I’ve put The Devil’s Valet to bed. I expect to hold the first printed copy of this suspense fiction novel in my hand by the end of this week. If that book could talk! Ha, ha. It’s always exciting to see, touch, and smell (ah, that fresh ink) the finished product. Only another author can undertand and/or appreciate the effort that goes into publishing a book; the seemingly endless round of proofs, the agonizing over details. I have been blessed, yet again, with finding www.bookcovers.com. Kimberly Leonard and her team took my original cover design and gave it LIFE. Not only that, the interior layout is truly a work of inspired art. I believe The Devil’s Valet as rendered would take First Place in any book design competition.

Blogalot: The Ides of March

“Here comes the rain again. Falling on my head like a memory”. Actually, that should read here comes the WIND again–viva Las Vegas. This may well be the shortest blog of my career. The rain DID fall when my dear friend Helen’s (Little Buddy) husband, Gordon, became ill in February. One month later, yesterday (Wednesday, March 25), Gordon died from a devasting bout of cancer. I’ll return to this blog at a later date… after Gordon is properly laid to rest… I love you, Gordon. You were an extraordinaty man and touched so many lives. I know you’re singing, and flirting, with the angels. <;-)

Blogalot: Spill The Wine…be my Valentine

Valentine’s Day is upon us. Cupids’ play day. The day of love. In the Greek language there are five different words that describe this elemental emotion: Eros, philia, agape, storge and thelema. In brief, eros is passionate love; philia is friendship love, agape ( a term most used in the New Testament of the Bible—think of Jesus and His beloved disciple—) infers total commitment; storge denotes affection, and thelema reflects a mild form of desire. These seem to pretty well cover all the love bases. Remember back in the Day when there was first base (thelema?), then second base (storge?)? The good old home run would have to be eros.

The fourteenth day of February packs a wallop of strong emotions. There are bound to be hearts bursting with love and ecstasy and hearts breaking in pain and sorrow. There are lovers who will be exalted and others who will be rejected. It’s a mixed cosmic bag, indeed. The only guaranteed winners on this day of love and romance are the chocolatiers, the florists and the jewelry stores. I, being of sound, single, and cynical mind won’t have to sweat it—nor will I be stricken with any type of V.D. related fever or should I say fervor? As a matter of fact, being infused with a big dose of spirituality per a recent visit to Sedona, AZ, on the Day I may just drive around and give homeless people a rose and little boxes of chocolates: Bearing in mind that deformed, dirty and destitute young man I just saw today on a street corner . Kind of makes you wonder when was the last time he heard a kind and loving word, much less got a hug or a kiss on the cheek? Or even more remote, when if ever did he lie in some loving arms? Perhaps Valentine’s day shouldn’t be so much about how many cards, gifts and chocolates one receives–or hands out. Perhaps it should be about sharing a bit of philia and storge with “even the least of these”?

My love may not be cooled nor sunk,
I burn in an amorous pleasance.
Do what you like, I bid you find your thrall
Though you, to me, do no dalliance.
–Chaucer

Blogalot: Hollywood Designer Babies….

Click here: Seeing Double: Are Celebrity Twins Hollywood’s Latest Trend? – omg! news on Yahoo!

I think there can be no doubt that some genetic doctoring (yah, didn’t mean the pun)  is going on in Hollywood.  There are pros and cons and perhaps even a smidgen of a moral issue to the concept of scientifically engineering a family. The pros as I see it are that aside from getting two for the price of one, Hollywood parents can also have instant siblings: one pregnancy=one birth=two kids=a family!  The iconic mother only has to suffer losing her fabulous, sculpted figure one time–easy enough to get back into cinematic shape after just one pregnancy. And the financial loss of having to take a year long hiatus from The Biz need not be repeated to provide junior with a brother or sister. Brilliant! The couples referenced in the above link (oh, thank you Access Hollywood for doing my homework for me!) are more than financially able to cope with multiples of children. They can easily afford dual nannies, housekeepers, and the absolute latest in babywear and playthings. On the con side, things can go wrong, terribly wrong (Click here: YouTube – Family – Deaf Blind Triplets) as in the case of Liz Hooker’s triplet girls who were born too soon and suffer blindness and deafness as a result. Can you possibly imagine? I doubt Liz went to a fertility doctor. Some wombs aren’t meant to carry the burden of triplets–the babies were expelled. That’s just Mother Nature’s way. I’m sure Liz and her new husband can’t afford special care nannies, and it appears from the video, they don’t want to institutionalize the girls.  I doubt many of the celebrities who are playing a sort of modern day Dr. Frankenstein with their sperm and eggs would have the fortitude to endure the hardships of the Hooker family; John Travolta and Kelly Preston excluded. The moral of the story? A comment made by a friend at brunch today brings a summation to mind. “Hollywood stars can–and do–get away with anything. They have the money.” I’m taking that philosophy one step further. It’s not just the money, honey.  The general public has an obsessive fascination for movie stars and TV actors. The stars can do no wrong and when they do, the wrong-doing generally becomes a trend with the many impressionable and easily influenced, adoring fans. Twin births used to be the exception rather than the rule. Twins, triplets–and more–are automatic mob magnets. So, I guess if Julia Roberts could do it naturally, then by gosh and by golly Jennifer Lopez, Nancy Grace, Marcia Cross, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, Martie Maguire (Dixie Chick), the Quaids, etc., etc., can BUY it. Wave bye-bye to God and the wonders of nature. The four F’s now rule supreme in Hollowood (hey! there’s a Freudian typo for you. I think I’ll let it ride): Fame, Fortune, Fashion, and a Family designed in a Petri dish.  One little, two little, three little embryos…

BlOGALOT: Let it shine in 2009

I don’t know about the rest of the world, but 2008 was-and-wasn’t really that great for me. The best of the year was a two week cruise in Australia, Tasmania and New Zealand, where I met a good “mate” for life. Coincidentally, meeting my pal, Matt Laing, was the catalyst for me becoming a columnist for Las Vegas Woman Magazine. Matt and I found ourselves in a “text frenzy” that left us both broke (yah, it’s VERY expensive to text from Pole to Pole), but, also gave me the inspiration to pitch editor, Ginger Tafoya, on a op/ed piece about texting and its consequences. Ginger liked the piece so much she offered me a regular column in the magazine. I in turn, acquired a new, witty and fun friend. Ginger introduced me to Barbara Nosek and Debbie Hall (www.celebritychefconnection.com ) and many more intelligent and constructive women.  Thanks, editor!

2008 also saw my son, Matt, and I mourning the loss of Noelle, our  utterly gorgeous, elegant, and perpetually joyful, ten-year-old standard poodle. Just thinking about her brings the first tears of 2009 to my eyes.  Noelle fought a valiant year-long battle with fibrocarsoma. We fought it, too, with European herbs, holistic foods, and FDA **UNAPPROVED** protocols. We amazed  vets and specialists by prolonging Noelle’s  life for almost a year–and it was a year of quality living and lots of loving. We’re now the proud co-owners of a frisky, total mob magnet; a white Labradoodle named Trixie. She’ll soon be a star in her own right- once I finish the children’s story book I’m writing with Trixie as the narrator. I’ll be publishing a calendar of her, too. She’s become Sultan’s (my German Shepherd)  scourge and constant companion.

Oh, yes. 2008 was an interesting blend of success and failure. Joy and pain, laughter and tears–lots of tears. I’m no psychic so I can’t predict what’s in store for 2009, nor would I want to.  Upon deep reflection, I’ve decided that for me personally, I’m going to make this next year one of faith and hope. Faith, that despite some setbacks (a crashed computer and oh lions, and tigers, and bears!—the stock market– I won’t/can’t  even go there), I am doing what I was destined to do–write sexy, thrilling fiction novels. I’ll be wrapping up The Winds of Whyalla soon. Four novels in four years ain’t bad for someone who had never written a fiction anything before. I’d also never written a short crime fiction story, either (Bits and Pieces, Las Vegas Noir). Most critics have been more than kind, which tells me something–ha, ha.

Hope enters the stage this year with the advent of a whole new marketing plan, and the soon to be released The Devil’s Valet. This unpublished suspense fiction novel has already received a major rave review (Kirkus Discoveries). Three literary agents have it under consideration on a non-exclusive basis. My hope is not only that my dreams come to fruition this year, but that the dreams of my dear friends and family come true as well. Many of us have suffered through one of the most cataclysmic financial disasters in American history. All of us suffered somewhat psychologically through an unbelievably contentious election. It’s not change that I’m counting on in 2009–that bit of rhetoric has faded substantially anyway. I’m counting on faith, hope and vision. I’m counting on that years of hard work, sacrifice, and devotion to the craft will pay off–and I’m not talking just money here. Although, golly gee, now that I think about it…that wouldn’t be so bad, either! >:-) 

May your light, your life, shine in 2009! Best wishes to all.

BLOGALOT: Even the cynics r singing

How amazing what some snow will do at Yuletide. December 17, 2008, heralds a record breaking snowfall in Las Vegas, NV. This desert city, this Mecca of sex, sin and unbridled self-indulgence has been brought to its knees. Not by the snarled traffic. Not by the power outages. But by snowflakes. Today the snow has been falling gently, contantly, unremittitantly. Painting a Thomas Kincaid kind of  wonderland on cactus, oleandars, saltillo tiled rooftops. I’m amazed. I have seen clerks tonight (who have remained stoic despite  my continued efforts to instill some cheer this season) smile and say MERRY CHRISTMAS! No bored “season’s greetings”. I heard people singing CHRISTMAS CAROLS today. Tonight the city of “what happens here, stays here,” seems somewhat humbled. There’s a diffused light throughout the valley…a calm in the air. Commuters are behaving  with patience and kindness. Those usually obnoxious mondo  pickup drivers are slowing down for geriatrics, and nervous teenage drivers. There’s a politeness and a concern for others that is generally missing –not just here in Vegas– but everywhere. Most Vegas residents aren’t used to snow. Some of the immigrants to this city are…but many are not. The mantle of snow that cloaks this valley tonight is symbolic. It’s a gentle reminder that this  is CHRISTmas. This is a miracle snow… regardless of what is going on in the world, God has not forgotten His faithful; and He has also not forgotten His wayward and forgetful children.  

BLOGALOT: Class Act! Brighton Collectibles

Despite the heavy rains, the book signing Wednesday, November 26, at Brighton Collectibles at The District was a festive success.  Hostess and store manager, Michele Borsack and her team provided complimentary champagne, biscotti and chocolates to browsing customers. Customers who bought copies of A Port of No Return and The Shadows of the Sea were gifted with silver bookmarks-again, compliments of Brighton. As my sister Cathy said, “What a class act!” I agree wholeheartedly. Local celeb Bob Massey stopped in and, being a fellow author, he bought both novels to show his support of the craft. Thanks again, Bob, and write on! Devoted fans of Brighton Collectibles were treated to a chorus of duets by Kim McKellar and Gordon Margulis. Another major mob magnet was Trixie, my white labradoodle. Passersby seemed unable to resist coming inside to pet the one-year-old divadoodle–she’s quite a star in her own right.  I’m honored to be asked back by Brighton Collectibles for a special celebration December 16–Men’s Night! Men bring your wallets and ”brighton” your favorite ladie’s Holiday. Browse through Brighton’s uniquely crafted and timeless accessories, shoes, handbags, and assorted accoutrements for the perfect stocking stuffer…and don’t forget… there’s nothing better than a good read. Holiday Gift Package Special; A Port of No Return and The Shadows of the Sea- $23.00

Bon voyage a la Brighton!

No Free Lunches

How odd to find myself in the same predicament as two years ago–a crashed computer midway through another novel. The last crash was in the midst of The Shadows of the Sea. The unthinkable happened immediately upon my return from a two-week cruise of the Baltic Sea…my eMac crashed and took just about my whole life along with it. Fortunately, most of my Word docs were salvagable, and some of my pics, but that was about it. Don’t believe anyone who tells you “Macs never crash!” Anything can crash and last week it was my 18-month-old Vaio. And, yes, I’m midway through writing the last book in the MsAdventures at Sea series, The Winds of Whyalla. This time I was on top of it. I had a computer tech come immediately. This time all I lost was all my research Bookmarks of the past five years, all my agent/publisher correspondence and contacts and all my saved to PC files. The culprit? AOL is the culprit in the missing files department. We deleted AOL from my computer because it was interfering with the repair efforts of the tech. All these years I would hit the Save On My PC button for correspondence, only to find that AOL files are unreadable on a PC. Bookmarks? Same thing. Forgeddaboudit. The main reason I hadn’t dumped AOL previously in spite of the sage advice of my son, my friends and business associates was because of the hundreds of research Bookmarks and the hundreds of “saved” pieces of correspondence. I discovered other insidious things about AOL while sitting beside the computer tech. AOL infiltrates and pirates just about every if not EVERY program on your computer. It’s no Urban Legand about it being impossible to quit AOL, either. I tired two years ago. The only thing I got for my efforts was AOL for free since then…but, yes indeedy, Virginia, there really are no free lunches.